If you can't drive down a street without hitting a parked car please cut up your license.

"turbosuperencabulator" (mattbrisson) 10/28/2013 at 21:42 • Filed to: hitandrun, asshole, volvo, jeep

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Parked a few streets away from my school on a residential road and I get back to my car to find this:

I was parked about three inches from the curb. Someone else left a note with a license plate and make. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT GET DOWN A STREET IN A JEEP COMPASS?

Fucking A, man.

On a side note I'm even grumpier because I pulled an all nighter last night doing a 9 hour lab report that I expected to take 3 hours.

Engineering problems.

On a better note I got a job with GM engineering this winter which should be awesome.

thebigbossyboss > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:44

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At least you got a note! Moe than I have ever gotten!

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:45

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that sucks man!
at least you can report the guy...
congrats with your new job :D !

Aaron Brown > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:45

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Wow, sorry about that damage. I would be so pissed if that happened to be.

Have you filed a police report yet?

Also congrats on the GM job.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:46

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Where do you go to school? This REEKS of flint...

Blondude > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:46

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Dang, that sucks. Brofist to whoever left the note though.

pdthedeuce > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:48

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"Well, then I'm happy and sad for you ."

turbosuperencabulator > Aaron Brown 10/28/2013 at 21:51

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Yea I called them up, theres not much they can do other than call the person who's plate I have and give them a stern talking to.

turbosuperencabulator > vdub_nut: scooter snob 10/28/2013 at 21:52

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Haha, Windsor Ontario. Less shootings, just as bad drivers.

turbosuperencabulator > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 10/28/2013 at 21:52

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Yea, hopefully the police give him a bit of a talk or something.

Thanks.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:53

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But.... those bad drivers can get SKYLINES!

turbosuperencabulator > pdthedeuce 10/28/2013 at 21:53

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Currently sipping a Leinenkugels Sunset Wheat

It tastes like fruity pebbles.

Aaron Brown > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:54

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They can't help you file an insurance claim with a police report?

Kailand09 > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:56

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Wow, that is shit.

Also congrats with GM, what will you be doing there?

Also, I feel you on lab reports, I'm working on one now...

turbosuperencabulator > Aaron Brown 10/28/2013 at 21:56

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Nah, I have completely minimal coverage. Being 20 years old means I can't afford much more than fire and water.

turbosuperencabulator > Kailand09 10/28/2013 at 21:58

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Yup, just finished a stress analysis one.

I got a position in their body engineering division, hopefully I'll be working on some aero stuff and what not. I don't start for a few months.

FJ80WaitinForaLSV8 > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 21:59

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Count yourself lucky someone left a note.

Aaron Brown > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 22:07

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I hear ya. I basically have no coverage for my 944.

Kailand09 > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 22:11

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That's awesome! I didn't hear back from them haha. Is that a full time position?

Also, that's funny I'm just finishing up a strain gauge report.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 22:36

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You got a note. My friend got nothing. And it scuffed up my back bumper a bit.

George McNally > turbosuperencabulator 10/28/2013 at 23:02

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When I was about 12, a very drunk cocktail waitress run into the front of our house. She hit both of my parents cars, our neighbors brand new Ford Granada...she ended up taking off the front porch and ended up with the nose of her car buried under our front door.

I'll never forget...it was raining and she was just sitting there with the wipers on and both hands on the wheel just like she was still driving.

turbosuperencabulator > Kailand09 10/28/2013 at 23:55

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It's a winter co-op. Where do you go to school?

Kailand09 > turbosuperencabulator 10/29/2013 at 00:08

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Ah cool! I will be graduating at Marquette

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Aaron Brown 10/30/2013 at 09:48

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I probably won't be getting much coverage for my prospective next car (whatever it is). Crazy expensive for anyone under 25 unless you're interested in an econobox, anyways.

By the way, Aaron, I have a favor to ask of you: can you subtly get me/convince them to get me un-banned from the chat room? Porsche un-banned me and re-banned me to get me back for all of my trolling adventures (I had not done anything after un-ban), and now I have no excuse to stay up until 4:00 AM :P

Thanks. If you don't think it is the way to go, no pressure.